Littleneuroticthang

I was looking all over my apartment for my keys. Wanna know where I found them? In my fucking door. If anyone finds my brain, please return it. I think I might be needing it soon.

I'm sick of spam. Seriously, have I ever mentioned a dog before? Or that I need a date? WTF!?! Know who's the worst? MSN. Apparently I really need to increase the size of my penis. Yeah, maybe a little hard since I don't fucking have one people. Well, I do, it's just not atattched to me. And it needs no enlargement, thank you very much. Since when does the name pixie invoke visions of a heterosexual male MSN spammers?

posted by pixie @ 3:29 PM